can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight
Just waiting for the evil dead GIFS
You’re literally the reason why the word slut is negative. I know guys who sleep with every girl they meet. But that wouldn’t make the man a slut, no way! That makes the girl he sleeps with a “slut” because the word SLUT is used to describe women. It’s a word made by men to keep women insecure in their own bodies because they want to please. But please, continue to spout bullshit about why we’re sluts while I sleep with your cuter and less ignorant friends (:
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
This fucked me up
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Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.
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my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
Sharing a drawing with friends requires a lot of trust, but ultimately it helps artists to open up their expectations of what’s possible. To play Exquisite Corpse all you need is something to draw on and something to draw with. Each person takes a turn collaborating on a larger drawing, without knowing what was drawn before them. This technique was invented by the Surrealists as a game among friends, but quickly evolved into a source of inspiration.
Exquisite Corpse started as a game of chance, and with that game you’re bound to find coincidences. Look for similar symbols, lines, and shapes among the group. Record your data, and find answers to your statistical questions. More curriculum connectors can be found here.
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me